I love it when Chuck gets us to use stock photos... I picked out #10... from this list of photos.
Missy was beautiful!
He couldn’t take his eyes off her as she sat
with her pretty little pink dress on with Mr Ted at the table having the
regular afternoon tea party with Gloria.
Missy’s hair was always tied in two little piggy-tails and her blue eyes
were always fresh and clear.
Josh was never allowed to go to tea parties
with her and Mr Ted and Gloria; that was their thing alone.
He had to watch.
But watching had become something of a
turn-on for Josh.
He was on the shelf with Mr Potato Head,
Esta the Penguin and a couple of Barbie Dolls (who were always fussing about
what their hair looked like and trying to flirt with him – damned gold-diggers!). He told them the same thing every time: ‘eat
something! You’re too skinny!’
Yes, he loved his women with a bit of meat
on them… not enormous, but not skeletons like the Barbie Dolls with massive
breasts they can’t see over.
Josh looked back over at her again – his girl
– and she found she was looking over her shoulder at him.
Her hair bounced in a slight breeze from the
fan and Gloria’s back had been turned for a moment for her to wink at him
before the child turned back and corrected Missy’s posture and poured her more
tea and sat down for the next hour.
Darkness fell and Gloria went to bed,
snuggling with Mr Ted under the covers.
Now was the time the toys all socialised with each other in lowered
voices.
But not Josh and Missy.
He wanted to wait until morning – until
Gloria went to school – to chat Missy up.
He wanted to approach her properly.
The door slamming downstairs shocked Josh
awake. He looked around to find Gloria’s
bed made, her pink ‘My Little Pony’ school bag gone … and so was Missy!
As he shuffled off the shelf and raced
across the room, climbing up onto her bed by the window, he saw her mother
outside scolding the young girl, “I think you’re too old to take Missy to
school, Gloria. It’s time you went there
without a toy in your hands.”
“Okay, Mommy.” She sighed, close to tears.
“Sweetheart, Missy will be here at home when
you get back.” Her mother soothed taking the dolly from her, smoothing the hair
from its face, “Now get in the car.”
Soon enough, Gloria’s Mother returned and
placed Missy on Gloria’s bed, in front of her pillow and left her room, closing
the door. The room erupted into
life! Mr Ted climbed out from under the
bed, from where Gloria had thrown him, the Barbie Dolls strutted to their box
of clothes and started tutting about how crappy their wardrobe was and Josh just
sat near Missy as he watched her in her pink dress smiling… knowing he could
get her dress off at some point today; but when?
“Hi Josh.” Missy turned and looked at him.
“Hi yourself, beautiful.” He shuffled closer
to her on the bed, touching his hand on hers, “You look so pretty today.”
“Oh… this old thing.” She picked at the hem
of the dress, “It’s okay I guess.”
“I really like you.”
“I know.” She nodded.
“So… what are we going to do about it?” his
eyes met hers and he realised she had the same coloured eyes as his – blue.
“I know a private corner Gloria doesn’t look
at anymore.”
“Oh… do show me.” He smiled.
“Follow me!” she climbed off the bed, took
his hand and led him across the room to the wardrobe. In the far corner was a clean spot where
Gloria’s shoes where supposed to live, but she didn’t put them there. Closing the door, after themselves, she
pulled the dress off herself and walked to the corner, “Let’s have some fun,
sexy.”
“Oh my…” he whispered as he pulled off his
cowboy boots and hat and plastic holster and the two laid down on the floor of
the wardrobe and enjoyed the forbidden love in the dark.
Over the next few weeks, every day Gloria
went to school, Missy and Josh went hiding away in their wardrobe. Mr Ted often kept a look out for Gloria to
come home… and tapped on the door when he heard the car and her voice outside
the window; signalling them to get dress and act ‘normal’.
One day, Mr Ted was attacked by Gloria’s
brother’s new pet puppy… and ripped apart.
So, he wasn’t keeping guard.
While Gloria’s mother was stitching Mr Ted back up downstairs and
applying him with new stuffing, Josh and Missy went about their regular fun in
the wardrobe. This time, they had asked
another toy to take Mr Ted’s place. But
this toy didn’t think anything about taking a few minute’s break from watching
out for the day… and they forgot to come back to remind the two about Gloria’s
return from school.
The bedroom door opened and Gloria’s school
bag was dumped near the door of the wardrobe.
Josh and Missy had tried out a new position in their passions. She was sitting down, he was standing up… she
was about to engulf his manhood when the wardrobe door opened!
Josh and Missy turned as the light shone in
on them!
Both of them were naked!
How embarrassing!
“Missy!” Gloria shrieked, “Where are your
clothes! And what are you doing with
Josh the Cowboy?”
Oh. My. GOD. I cannot un-imagine what I have been imagining while reading this!
ReplyDeleteBut this was seriously funny. And I enjoyed it. Even if I hate myself for enjoying it ;)
Thank you!
DeleteWhen you look at the time stamp, you'll understand that my brain was sleeping and my imagination had well and truly taken over... :)