Saturday, 15 November 2014

Child's Play

I love it when Chuck gets us to use stock photos... I picked out #10... from this list of photos.

Missy was beautiful!

He couldn’t take his eyes off her as she sat with her pretty little pink dress on with Mr Ted at the table having the regular afternoon tea party with Gloria.  Missy’s hair was always tied in two little piggy-tails and her blue eyes were always fresh and clear.
Josh was never allowed to go to tea parties with her and Mr Ted and Gloria; that was their thing alone.  

He had to watch.

But watching had become something of a turn-on for Josh.

He was on the shelf with Mr Potato Head, Esta the Penguin and a couple of Barbie Dolls (who were always fussing about what their hair looked like and trying to flirt with him – damned gold-diggers!).  He told them the same thing every time: ‘eat something!  You’re too skinny!’
Yes, he loved his women with a bit of meat on them… not enormous, but not skeletons like the Barbie Dolls with massive breasts they can’t see over.
Josh looked back over at her again – his girl – and she found she was looking over her shoulder at him.
Her hair bounced in a slight breeze from the fan and Gloria’s back had been turned for a moment for her to wink at him before the child turned back and corrected Missy’s posture and poured her more tea and sat down for the next hour.

Darkness fell and Gloria went to bed, snuggling with Mr Ted under the covers.  Now was the time the toys all socialised with each other in lowered voices.
But not Josh and Missy.
He wanted to wait until morning – until Gloria went to school – to chat Missy up.  He wanted to approach her properly.

The door slamming downstairs shocked Josh awake.  He looked around to find Gloria’s bed made, her pink ‘My Little Pony’ school bag gone … and so was Missy!
As he shuffled off the shelf and raced across the room, climbing up onto her bed by the window, he saw her mother outside scolding the young girl, “I think you’re too old to take Missy to school, Gloria.  It’s time you went there without a toy in your hands.”
“Okay, Mommy.” She sighed, close to tears.
“Sweetheart, Missy will be here at home when you get back.” Her mother soothed taking the dolly from her, smoothing the hair from its face, “Now get in the car.”
Soon enough, Gloria’s Mother returned and placed Missy on Gloria’s bed, in front of her pillow and left her room, closing the door.  The room erupted into life!  Mr Ted climbed out from under the bed, from where Gloria had thrown him, the Barbie Dolls strutted to their box of clothes and started tutting about how crappy their wardrobe was and Josh just sat near Missy as he watched her in her pink dress smiling… knowing he could get her dress off at some point today; but when?
“Hi Josh.” Missy turned and looked at him.
“Hi yourself, beautiful.” He shuffled closer to her on the bed, touching his hand on hers, “You look so pretty today.”
“Oh… this old thing.” She picked at the hem of the dress, “It’s okay I guess.”
“I really like you.”
“I know.” She nodded.
“So… what are we going to do about it?” his eyes met hers and he realised she had the same coloured eyes as his – blue.
“I know a private corner Gloria doesn’t look at anymore.”
“Oh… do show me.” He smiled.
“Follow me!” she climbed off the bed, took his hand and led him across the room to the wardrobe.  In the far corner was a clean spot where Gloria’s shoes where supposed to live, but she didn’t put them there.  Closing the door, after themselves, she pulled the dress off herself and walked to the corner, “Let’s have some fun, sexy.”
“Oh my…” he whispered as he pulled off his cowboy boots and hat and plastic holster and the two laid down on the floor of the wardrobe and enjoyed the forbidden love in the dark.

Over the next few weeks, every day Gloria went to school, Missy and Josh went hiding away in their wardrobe.  Mr Ted often kept a look out for Gloria to come home… and tapped on the door when he heard the car and her voice outside the window; signalling them to get dress and act ‘normal’.
One day, Mr Ted was attacked by Gloria’s brother’s new pet puppy… and ripped apart.  So, he wasn’t keeping guard.  While Gloria’s mother was stitching Mr Ted back up downstairs and applying him with new stuffing, Josh and Missy went about their regular fun in the wardrobe.  This time, they had asked another toy to take Mr Ted’s place.  But this toy didn’t think anything about taking a few minute’s break from watching out for the day… and they forgot to come back to remind the two about Gloria’s return from school.
The bedroom door opened and Gloria’s school bag was dumped near the door of the wardrobe.  Josh and Missy had tried out a new position in their passions.  She was sitting down, he was standing up… she was about to engulf his manhood when the wardrobe door opened!

Josh and Missy turned as the light shone in on them!

Both of them were naked!

How embarrassing!


“Missy!” Gloria shrieked, “Where are your clothes!  And what are you doing with Josh the Cowboy?”

2 comments:

  1. Oh. My. GOD. I cannot un-imagine what I have been imagining while reading this!

    But this was seriously funny. And I enjoyed it. Even if I hate myself for enjoying it ;)

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    1. Thank you!

      When you look at the time stamp, you'll understand that my brain was sleeping and my imagination had well and truly taken over... :)

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